What Your Favorite Star Wars Ship Says About You


You thought Draco Malfoy deserved redemption arc. You’re really into BDSM despite never having tried it. You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bromances. You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of dying tragically. You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of buddy cop movies. You would also betray your ancient monastic order, if it meant getting to kiss Natalie Portman. You’re always a slut for bickering married couples. You’re always a slut for bad boys who don’t
play by the rules You’re always a slut for characters who are beautiful cinnamon rolls, too good for this world, too pure You are heterosexual Looking back on your childhood You can pinpoint the Star Wars prequels as the beginning of your overwhelming desire to fuck dads. You just wanted good things for Finn and really who wouldn’t? You think the only way the found family truth could possibly be improved is if it involved a polycule CHRIS FLEMING: Yeah… we’ve been meaning to tell you for a while CHRIS FLEMING: We’re poly now You have gotten at least one heated internet argument about Luke’s status as a twink You have gotten in at least three heated internet arguments about your lesbian Rey headcanon You have gotten in at least five heated internet arguments with people who thought The Last Jedi was bad You just wanted good things for Bodhi, and really who wouldn’t? Your ideal relationship dynamic involves wacky hijinks, after which, hilarity ensues Your ideal relationship dynamic
is sun lesbian/moon lesbian Your ideal relationship dynamic is tragic pining press f to pay respects Whenever you re-watch Revenge of the Sith and get to the part where order 66 is given you can’t help but shed a single dramatic tear as you gaze off longingly into the middle distance You’re either the kind of person who picks your ships really early on and refuses to change them regardless of what happens in canon OR you’re just really into uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh EmilyRoseCollinz: What are you DOING stepBRO?? You think Anakin Skywalker… is a little bitch

100 thoughts on “What Your Favorite Star Wars Ship Says About You

  1. "What your favorite Star Wars Ship says about you."

    Me: Okay, what does the T-65 X-Wing Starfighter say about me?

    "Reylo blah blah bla"

    Me:…….- _ -…………

  2. Now I get why I don't see or ship Damerey … I'm just not heterosexual.

    Also I ship Kylux but really hate 50 shades. (I just want good things to happen to Hux … and after how he was treated for 3 movies who wouldn't? Also I'm a sucker for fics with daddy issues)

  3. I spend too much time away from the internet…. when i read the title i thought i was talking about actual space-ships…

  4. I feel so called out by the ObiQui one. I’ve literally never found anyone without signs of physical maturity attractive and trustworthy enough.

  5. "You would also betray your ancient monastic order if it meant you get to kiss Natalie Portman."

    Abso-goddamn-lutely.

  6. Contrary to most of the characters I like, I've never been a fan of Draco Malfoy.

    That being said, I was thrilled AF when Zuko got a redemption arc.

  7. Apologies to all the Star Wars fans who watched this hoping I would be talking about x-wings and TIE fighters or whatever. Anyway welcome to the channel, hope you like fan fiction!

  8. I agree to all of this wholeheartedly. It's high quality when ya feel called out by it ayyy!!

    Just one sorrow– where's our punkrock emo boy Maul? ;__;

  9. You're so fucking right about me. The Order 66 scene makes me cry every time.

    Also, not an Obidala shipper, but even people who like Anakin Skywalker think he's a little bitch.

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