Murray Ships Hopper and Joyce | Stranger Things 3 | Netflix

[ALEXEI SPEAKING RUSSIAN] What’s he saying? He’s showing me the location of the
key to turn off the machine. [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] Sorry, “keys”. Two keys.
[ALEXEI SPEAKING RUSSIAN] Two-man rule. Two-man rule? Yeah, two men, two keys, like a nuclear launch. But, uh, to retrieve the keys, there is a vault. [SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
And to open the vault, you need to enter Planck’s constant. Planck’s what? Planck’s constant. It’s a very famous number. All right, so we get the keys,
and then we turn the machine off. That’s what he says.

00:00:36,480 –>00:00:37,960
All right, well, that shouldn’t be too hard. We can do this. Joyce, did you hear the part where he said the
place was like an impenetrable fortress? Yeah, but there has to be a way in. Yeah, there is. Our military.
Who are coming. Well, we don’t know that anymore because you yelled at them like it was a
parent-teacher conference, and then you hung up on them,
so we don’t know what the hell’s going on, because now we’re– Wait, wait, what are we do, Oh! Wait, that’s right! We’re on our way to rescue our children
from the big, bad Fourth of July celebration! You know what, if you can’t handle this, then
just turn around and drop me off first. What are you gonna do? You gonna walk back to Hawkins? I will do anything if it gets me away from you! Children! Children! Children! This interminable bickering was amusing at
first, but it’s getting very stale and we’ve still got a long drive ahead of us. So, why don’t you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit
your sexual feelings for one another? Whoa! You are way off base, buddy! Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me! Yes, yes, he’s a brute. I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and, gosh, you’d really like a nice man
to settle down with, but, admit it, you’re real curious to know
what he’s like in the sack. And you. Hah! Well, you’re just a big manbaby who’d rather
act tough than show his true feelings, because the last time you opened
your heart, you got hurt. Owie. And now, rather than admit these feelings, you’re dancing around one another with this
mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. So, please, for my sake,
either quit your bickering, or pull over, tear off those clothes,
and get it over with already! [GASPS] [DEEP SIGH] [IN RUSSIAN]
What was that? [IN RUSSIAN]
I told them they should have sex. [IN RUSSIAN]
They have not had sex? No. [SNICKERS]

100 thoughts on “Murray Ships Hopper and Joyce | Stranger Things 3 | Netflix

  1. I'm a real life Murray, I always say what I'm feeling & thinking & upfront. Most people just hide how they feel cause they don't want to look bad. Screw that!
    You could get hit by a car any day. Life is a blink, then gone. Say what you feel!🤗

    Also cannot WAIT to own Stranger Things 3 on Blu-ray DVD😌😍😁

  2. Can I just say I was praying what Murray said the is could happen but RIP Hopper 🙏🏽🙏🏾🙏🏿🙏🏼🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️ unless if he still alive in season four!!!!!!

  3. Millie, my name is Tatum. You, Steve and Sady are my biggest influencers I would like to invite you all to my birthday in November the 28 in australia

  4. Everyone’s over there shipping Joyce and Hopper…..

    While I’m over here on my own shipping Will and Eleven. help me.

  5. Please for my sake, either quit your bickering, or pull over, tear off those clothes, and get over with already!
    Joyce: ;O
    Hopper: ;O
    Alexei: 🙂

  6. Me if i see murray in real life : murray omg
    Murray : oh hey
    murray coming * *me kicks hes nuts
    Well that happened in real life

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