Mallrats (1/9) Movie CLIP – A Three Dimensional Sailboat (1995) HD


l love the smell
of commerce in the morning! l love the smell
of commerce in the morning! – Wow, you’re really making that last.
– Waste not, want not. – Wow, you’re really making that last.
– Waste not, want not. – You wanna say something?
– Yeah, about a million things. – You wanna say something?
– Yeah, about a million things. But l can’t express myself
monosyllabically enough for you
to understand ’em all. But l can’t express myself
monosyllabically enough for you
to understand ’em all. – Asshole.
– Prick! – Asshole.
– Prick! – Fuck you.
– What was that all about? – Fuck you.
– What was that all about? He’s the jerk from Fashionable
Male, this upscale, wanna-be
shop on the second floor. He’s the jerk from Fashionable
Male, this upscale, wanna-be
shop on the second floor. He’s the manager. The guy’s always
giving me shit. l have no idea why. He’s the manager. The guy’s always
giving me shit. l have no idea why. – Thought everybody
loved you at this mall.
– ”F” him. – Thought everybody
loved you at this mall.
– ”F” him. – Where do you wanna go first?
– Back to Brandi’s. – Where do you wanna go first?
– Back to Brandi’s. Brandi is the past, my friend.
She’s behind you now. Brandi is the past, my friend.
She’s behind you now. You face forward, or you face
the possibility of shock and damage. You face forward, or you face
the possibility of shock and damage. – You should learn
to heed your own advice.
– Where did that come from? – You should learn
to heed your own advice.
– Where did that come from? – What’s going on here?
– Looks like a stage is being erected. – What’s going on here?
– Looks like a stage is being erected. – What is this monstrosity?
– Maybe it’s for the
Easter Bunny pictures. – What is this monstrosity?
– Maybe it’s for the
Easter Bunny pictures. lmpossible! The Easter Bunny corner
is down at the other end of the mall. lmpossible! The Easter Bunny corner
is down at the other end of the mall. lt’s been up since two days
after Christmas. l want answers! lt’s been up since two days
after Christmas. l want answers! – Ask one of the workers.
– No. There’s a soul
who might know what’s up. – Ask one of the workers.
– No. There’s a soul
who might know what’s up. Willam? – Willam!
– [ Gasps ] Booby-trapped! Brodie, man, what’s goin’ on?
You work here now? – No, man, just hanging with T.S.
– Oh, T.S. -[ T.S. ] Willam,
what exactly are you doing?
-Looking for the hidden picture. lf you stare long enough,
you’re supposed to see some hidden… three-dimensional
picture. – Oh, yeah, look, it’s a sailboat.
– You saw it too? Damn it! – What?
– l’ve been staring at
this thing for a week now… – and l can’t see a goddamn thing!
– You gotta relax your eyes. Everyone sees this thing
except me. Today’s my day.
l brought a lunch and a soda. l’m not gonna leave until l see this
sailboat everyone keeps talking about. So, Willam, would you
happen to know… what this stage business
is all about? lt’s not a stage! l’m gonna see it
if l have to go blind trying. No, man, this stage
over here. Oh, that thing. Some game show in the
mall today. l think it’s gonna be on TV. lt’s called Truth or Date
or something. – Oh, my God! That’s
Brandi’s father’s game show.
– What is it? lt’s this cheesy Dating Game
rip-off thing. lt’s supposed
to be for college kids. Trying to capture the 90s youth market
with a staple of 70s television. Why can’t they bring back or remake
good shows like B.J. And The Bear? Now, there’s a concept l can’t get
enough of; a man and his monkey. Would you guys shut up?
You’re breaking my concentration. – Sorry, Willam.
– Now l have to start all over again. – Good luck with that thing.
– Yeah, man, remember, relax your eyes. – Wow, a sailboat.
– Shut up!

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