Like Rats From A Sinking Ship


>>Reporter: A RAT FELL OUT OF
THE CEILING AT THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY AND LANDED INSIDE THE
PRESS POOL.>>THAT’S RIGHT– A RAT HAS
FALLEN FROM THE PRESS BRIEFING ROOM CEILING. BUT THE WHITE HOUSE HAS ASSURED
US THAT THIS IS NOT A SINKING SHIP, NO MATTER HOW MANY RATS
ARE LEAVING. ALSO, IT’S BEEN REPORTED IN THE
OVAL OFFICE, MARBLES HAVE BEEN LOST, AND THERE ARE MULTIPLE
SCREWS LOOSE. IN ADDITION, IN THE CHINA ROOM,
A FLOATING TURD HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE PUNCH BOWL. AND OUT BACK, THE WHITE HOUSE
DUMPSTER IS ON FIRE. FINALLY, IN THE SITUATION ROOM,
EYEWITNESSES HAVE CONFIRMED THAT A FAT LADY IS SINGING.>>IT’S “THE LATE SHOW WITH
STEPHEN COLBERT”

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