Kingpins of the Gulf | Deck Hands


>>SHANE LEE: I
CAN’T WAIT TO F— TILL MY BROTHER SPACE IS HERE TO GET THE REAL DOCUMENTARY. THAT’S MY BROTHER RIGHT THERE.>SPACE: WHAT’S UP, MOTHERF—R?>WHAT’S UP?>NICE LIGHT, MAN.>SPACE: MADEIRA BEACH IS THE CLOSEST THING I HAVE TO HOME. SO MADEIRA BEACH IS THE PLACE WHERE I CAME TO GET A JOB AND GO TO WORK AND GET PUSSY. ♪ ♪>SHANE LEE: F—
THE IFQ SYSTEM. THEY CAN KISS MY F—ING ASS. AND EVERY SHAREHOLDER THERE IS. I’LL PROBABLY GET FIRED AFTER YOU F—ING POST THIS, BUT I DON’T GIVE A F—. F— ALL THEM. F— ALL THEM F—ERS THAT THINK THAT THEY GOT ME BY THE BALLS BECAUSE OF YOUR IFQ BECAUSE YOU WORKED THEM YEARS. MOTHERF—ER, I NEVER GOT ONE GODDAMN IFQ TICKET BUT I WORKED THEM YEARS. TELL THEM TO SUCK MY F—ING COCK, ALL NINE AND A HALF BY FIVE AND THREE QUARTERS AROUND.>HOW DO THEY DETERMINE WHO GETS THE IFQ’S?>SHANE LEE: F— IF I KNOW. I DON’T GET NONE. ♪ ♪>DAN ROSS: YOU KNOW A LOT OF GUYS MAKE THEIR LIVING OFF OWNING BOATS HERE AND NOT REALLY FISHING. AND TO ME THAT’S… BEING A BOAT OWNER IS NOT A FISHERMAN. THE GUY ON THE BOAT SHOULD BE THE OWNER, MAKING THE MONEY AND SHOULD BE THE IFQ HOLDER. NOT PEOPLE SITTING ON THE SHORE. AND THESE GUYS IF THEY HEAR THAT THEY’LL PROBABLY THROW ME OFF THIS DOCK RIGHT NOW. YOU KNOW, WHERE I’M FROM IT’S A LIFESTYLE. IT’S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF. AROUND HERE IT’S JUST LIKE CARNY RIDE OPERATORS. YOU KNOW, OTHER PEOPLE OWN THE BOATS. YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE IFQ’S. IT’S TOO MUCH MONEY. AND BY THE TIME THE FISHERMAN GETS PAID THERE’S NO MONEY FOR HIM. IT’S NOT A GOOD INDUSTRY AND I DON’T EVEN SEE IT LASTING. ♪>OZZY: TEN YEARS AGO THERE WAS NO IFQ SYSTEM. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SAID “FISHING INDUSTRY, YOU’RE ONLY ALLOTTED 3 MILLION POUNDS.” AND SO EVERY TIME YOU CAME IN YOU HAD TO GIVE THEM YOUR TOTAL WEIGHT. IT WAS JUST A FREE-FOR-ALL. SO IT’S A DERBY, THEY CALL IT DERBY FISHING. SO IT’S JUST BALLS TO THE WALL. FISH IS MUCH AS YOU CAN. SO LET’S SAY THAT
3 MILLION POUNDS GOT CAUGHT IN NINE MONTHS. WELL WHAT DO YOU DO THE OTHER THREE MONTHS? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO? YOU STOP FISHING IS WHAT YOU DO. SO WHAT THEY DID IS THEY CREATED A MONOPOLY. THE GOVERNMENT CREATED A MONOPOLY BY GOING AHEAD AND SAYING “FISHERMEN, BASED ON OWNERS OF FISHING BOATS, BASED UPON YOUR PREVIOUS CATCH HISTORY WE’RE GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS AND WE’RE GOING TO GIVE THIS TO YOU EVERY YEAR. YOU’RE GOING TO GET QUOTA EVERY YEAR, 100,000.” SOME PEOPLE HAD 200,000. IF IT’S RED GROUPER THAT’S WORTH A DOLLAR A POUND. SO THE GOVERNMENT GIVES GUYS LIKE DEAN 100,000 POUNDS OF QUOTA FOR YEAR. SO WHAT DOES HE GET FROM THE GOVERNMENT? HE GETS THE BEST RETIREMENT PLAN KNOWN TO MAN. NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO OWN A FISHING BOAT. YOU DON’T HAVE TO
BE A FISHERMAN. YOU CAN JUST OWN QUOTA AND PLAY WITH IT LIKE STOCK. THEY’VE SOLD SOME OF IT. THEY’VE GIVEN IT TO
THEIR RELATIVES. IT’S GONE EVERYWHERE.>DAN ROSS: UP IN MAINE IT’S SO TIGHT THAT YOU’RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO… IF YOU’RE THE OWNER YOU HAVE TO RUN THE HYDRAULIC HANDLE. YOU HAVE TO HAVE OIL SKINS ON AND BOOTS. YOU HAVE TO WORK. IT’S OWNER OPERATED SMALL TIME, THE SMALL BOATS. IT MAY USE MORE FUEL BUT IT’S BETTER. SEND YOUR WHOLE SMALL FLEET OUT THEN YOU COME BACK. IT’S A LOT BETTER THAN JUST SENDING BIG BOATS
OUT TO RAPE S—.>WHAT’S THE PLAN FOR TONIGHT?>SPACE: THE PLAN TONIGHT, GET DRUNK. GO GET AN ORIENTAL MASSAGE.>OZZY: A LOT OF THE MATES ARE JUNKIES AND THEY SEE HOW IT AFFECTS THEIR POCKETBOOK. THEY’LL GO AHEAD AND GET A WAD OF MONEY AFTER THEY COME IN AND THEY’LL BLOW THEIR WAD OF MONEY IN THREE OR FOUR DAYS AND THEN THEY’RE BROKE. AND THEN THEY COME BACK TO GO FISHING AGAIN. THEY CALL IT ‘SEA HAB’. YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU GO OUT TO SEA SO THAT YOU CAN REHAB OUT AT SEA. ♪>SHANE LEE: FRANKLIN. F— YES.>SPACE: FIVE. TEN. ELEVEN. TWELVE. THIRTEEN. FOURTEEN. THAT’S ENOUGH FOR A BOTTLE OF F—ING VODKA. HALF-GALLON.>SHANE LEE: F— YEAH. OKAY HERE WE GO. THAT IS A F—ING LIKE A FOUR FINGER GAP
RIGHT THERE THOUGH. F— YEAH. BRING IT ON.>WHAT’S A FOUR FINGER GAP?>SHANE LEE: THAT. LOOK AT THAT. STICK YOUR F—ING FIST UP… YEAH. F—.>SPACE: REALLY. HOLY F—.>SHANE LEE: NEXT.>SPACE: NEXT.>SHANE LEE: OH F— YEAH. ♪>SHANE LEE: F— YEAH. JUMP IN THE TUB.>SPACE: I’M LOVING THIS NEW LIGHT, MAN. CHECK THAT S— OUT. THAT’S F—ING BADASS.>I’VE SEEN GUYS WERE USING THEM WHILE SWORDFISHING.>SPACE: IF YOU DON’T GET PICKED UP BY THE F—ING COAST GUARD WITH THAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DRAG YOURSELF OFF TO DEATH AND WAIT FOR THE SHARKS TO EAT YOU. 30 YEARS. SINCE 1985 I’VE BEEN A COMMERCIAL FISHERMAN. I STARTED GILLNETTING THEN I WENT LONGLINING AND I’VE BEEN DOING IT EVER SINCE. ♪>WHAT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO YOU?>SPACE: PUSSY, ALCOHOL, FOOD. A F—ING HOT SHOWER. F— YEAH. I STARTED WORKING IN THE RESTAURANTS ON THE BEACH AND THEN I HAD SOME TITTY DANCER IN MY F—ING APARTMENT. I WAS DATING A TITTY DANCER. AND F—, ALL MY FRIENDS WERE GETTING F—ED, THEY LIKE HAD CHICKS OVER. I HAD TO GO TO WORK AND THEY DIDN’T WORK. THEY WERE LIKE RICH KIDS. S—. SO I’M STAYING WITH THESE RICH KIDS AND THEY’RE ALL STAYING HOME AND F—ING ALL THE TIME AND I GOTTA GO TO WORK. AND I’M LIKE “F— THIS S—. I QUIT.” I THREW MY S— AWAY AND I WAS LIVING IN A DOPE HOUSE ON THE BEACH.>SHANE LEE, OH MY GOD, WERE YOU SUCKING COCK?>SPACE: NO. AND THEY GOT F—ING FISHERMEN IN MY APARTMENT WITH MY TITTY DANCER GIRLFRIEND, DOING COCAINE, TAKING LSD AND SMOKING POT AND WAITING FOR MY NEXT JOB. AND THEN SOME FISHERMAN COMES IN AND GOES “YOU NEED TO GO TO WORK?” AND I’M LIKE “YEAH.” AND HE TOOK ME FISHING AND I’VE BEEN FISHING EVER SINCE AND I AIN’T HAD TO
ROB AND STEAL. BECAUSE WHEN I FIRST CAME TO THIS BEACH I WAS A LITTLE THIEF. BUT THEN I GOT A JOB. THERE’S MY F—ING HOOK FINGER THERE. I’VE BEEN HOOKED IN EVERY FINGER ON MY HAND. I GOT HOOKED IN THE PENIS, RIGHT IN THE TIP. AND I TALKED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. GET THE SHOT. BECAUSE I WAS LIKE HANGING IN MY SHORTS… AAAHHH! I WAS LIKE HANGING, ON MY TOES LIKE THIS.>SHANE LEE: OH MY GOD, I’M F—ING GETTING SICK.>SPACE: AND I GOTTA STOP THE LINE. I WAS SCARED. LIKE I THOUGHT MY DICK WOULD FALL OFF BY THE END OF THE TRIP.>SHANE LEE: OH MY GOD, I’M F—ING GLAD YOU’RE STILL ALIVE.>SPACE: I LIKE SOAKED IT WITH NEOSPORIN AND S—.>SHANE LEE: OH MY GOD.>EIGHT OUNCE HOOK OR A TEN OUNCE HOOK?>SPACE: NO IT WAS A THIRTEEN, A LOTTA HOOK. ♪

43 thoughts on “Kingpins of the Gulf | Deck Hands

  1. Its like they think they are still teenagers in the 80s… Hanging out every night playing with strobe lights getting drunk, smoking weed and watching old rock videos. Talking about pussy but not getting it….

  2. No dip shit if you didn’t take the risk of buying the bot insuring it buying gear and gas all at the risk of losing your investment then you don’t make the profits! You don’t even have a place to work if the owner didn’t take that risk! When you take that risk then you can make profits! Otherwise deck hands get paid a wage not the profits! Goes to show why your a deck hand your too stupid to know basic economics and risk reward systems. Shows your lack of education you think because someone sweats and works hard they deserve something! Sorry you risked nothing for the operation to happen you just walked up and started making a wage!

  3. What's worse than Lawyers? Bankers! Those evil, Rich, Elite saw White Men making just a few dollars and, of course, they have to get their grubby hands on it. So, in comes the Gov't to hand it over to them. They are the same people who exploited White Men in "Sharecropping, " and the same carpetbaggers who swindled black people out of their land down in the South.

  4. Ew having flashbacks of my friends perverted older brother and his friends who hung out in the basement.

  5. At least these homeless heathens work. Alot better than the homeless heathens that hang around the city I live in

  6. Good idea to wash your "fresh" fish people … Looking at the filthy people that are the last to touch them before prossessing .

  7. Damn these dudes are happy …happier than most people I know …all they want is their little place on their boat and to work.. I need to move here ASAP

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