Finding my thing, hold on, stop– Dude, this is always 5 Rupees. Why do you do this? Because! I’m an ADVENTURER. [Dan laughs]
Arin: Fuckin’ asshole. Okay. C’mon. There we go – wait stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! That’s a close one. [Dan yawns loudly] I DID it! I DID it! I DID it! – [sarcastically] Yeah!
– Danny, I did it! Alright, TWENTY rupees. I did it. – [not excited] Here it comes.
– 500 Rupees, here we go! – Oh, it’s fifty…
– Fifty. I had 500 already. That is just great. – Anyway…
[Dan starts laughing] – When you didn’t–
– Look– OH SHIT! THERE IT IS! THERE’S THE FUCKING GHOST SHIP! – Oh fuck, is that what you were trying to–
– That’s what I was waiting for, yeah! – AWESOME!
– I did it in the first fucking– I was gonna play the song of passing, but… shit man, I gotta get there before sun comes. Quickly, BOAT! – [Dan giggles quietly]
– Yeah, where the fuck is my fucking boat? You left him at the very, like, thick part of the croissant. What an asshole! Yeah, ghost ship! – What the balls?
– What the — what the fuck? How do I– – Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on a sec.
– Yeah, how do you get in there? I’m confused. I’m confused t-[pukes over side of boat mid-sentence] -too. Do you have to play the song while you’re- -INSIDE the ship? That’s SPOOKY! Wh-what the fuck? How do I get the fuck in there? I dunno, just read the walkthrough that’s sitting right next to you. [mumbling] Dan, shut up! I’m not —
[Both laugh] You don’t know that! You’re right, I stand corrected. Wait, do I NEED the — — I don’t need the chart, I just FOUND it! – It’s RIGHT HERE!
– Yeah. The fucking ghost ship is RIGHT THE FUCK HERE! Go right into it. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Climb on! Climb on! Climb on! – Get on the ship!
– Boy, that’s the weirdest! Maybe you have to swim into it. – No, it said the King of Red Lions.
– Oh, okay. [reading walkthrough] “Sail right into the ship with the King of Red Lions, and automatically climb on board!” That’s fucking weird. Maybe that’s not the ghost ship. – The–
– [Danny has a laughing fit after thinking about what he just said] [jokingly] I THINK I know my ghost ships when I see them, Daniel. Oh, dude, shit sucked balls! How do I…? – …Let me get out.
– OK. Lemme see if I can swim into it. Wait, no, it’s gone. Well… – FUCKING GHOST SHIP!
– [Dan laughs] What is your PROBLEM, man? I’m trying to get on you! You’re all dead and shit! It can’t – oh… FUCK THIS SHIT– Stop being so giggly, dude! You’re shit outta luck, bro. I’m a gigglin’ fool