Bill Murray, Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo’s Dirty Canoe Ride in Brooklyn


GUILLERMO AND I HAD AN ADVENTURE COURTESY OF THE NORTH BROOKLYN BOAT CLUB. WE TOOK A CANOE INTO THE NEW TOWN CREEK WHICH RUNS BETWEEN BROOKLYN AND QUEENS. AND TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE INTERESTING, WE INVITED A FRIEND, SOMEONE WHO LOVES NEW YORK AND IS AN EXPERT ON THE LIFE AQUATIC, TOO. OH, HEY, IS THIS THE PLACE?>>YEAH, THIS IS THE PLACE.>>THIS IS NICE. BEAUTIFUL.>>THIS IS MY SUMMER PLACE.>>Jimmy: SHALL WE CHECK IT OUT?>>DID YOU STRAP YOUR GUTS ON?>>I’M READY, MR. BILL.>>YOU’RE GOING TO NEED ONE OF THESE.>>ALL RIGHT. ♪ >>Jimmy: HI, GUYS. HOW ARE YOU?>>HI.>>WELCOME TO GREEN POINT.>>Jimmy: WHAT’S HAPPENING OVER HERE?>>THIS IS RECYCLING IN ACTION. IT’S COMING OUT.>>Jimmy: I KNEW THERE WOULD BE NATURAL BEAUTY, I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WOULD BE SO MUCH ARTIFICIAL BEAUTY AS WELL. THAT’S THE CYCLE OF LIFE WHEN THE RECYCLING BIN GETS RECYCLED.>>WHAT’S THE NAME OF THIS WATERWAY?>>THIS IS THE NEW TOWN CREEK. IT FORMS THE BOARD BETWEEN BROOKLYN AND QUEENS SO THAT’S — >>STAY OUT OF BROOKLYN!>>HOW YOU DOIN’ BACK THERE?>>ALL RIGHT, SO-SO.>>Jimmy: SO-SO. ♪ >>THAT IS QUEENS ON YOUR LEFT, BROOKLYN ON THE RIGHT.>>HEY, CAN YOU GIVE US A PUSH?>>YOU HAVE TO PUSH YOURSELF!>>Jimmy: WE’RE PICKIN’ UP SPEED.>>OH, SCREW THE BOAT WITH THE MOTOR. LIKE REALLY, WE CARE? HE’S GOT A FLAG. HE’S GOT A HORN. HE’S PROBABLY GOT SOME BLOW, HE’S FINE.>>YOU GUYS ARE DOING A GREAT JOB.>>THE CREEK HAS ALWAYS SERVED AS A KIND OF LIKE AN ALLEY, A SERVICE CORRIDOR FOR THE CITY.>>Jimmy: THIS IS WHERE YOU WOULD DO LIKE A CRAIGSLIST MURDER, YOU KNOW?>>NOW EVERYBODY PADDLE!>>YOU CAN SEE THESE GASOLINE TANKS ON THE RIGHT.>>Jimmy: YEAH.>>NEW TOWN CREEK HAS ALWAYS BEEN A CENTER OF OIL PRODUCTION.>>ON THE LEFT, ALL THIS STUFF HERE IS FOR THE BUCKEYE PIPELINE, A MAJOR NATIONAL PIPELINE. IT GOES TO LAGUARDIA AIRPORT, THERE’S JET FUEL GOING UNDERNEATH THE CREEK HERE.>>Jimmy: THAT’S GOOD FOR THE FISH, RIGHT?>>OH, IT’S EXCELLENT. THOSE ARE THE DIGESTER EGGS OF THE STATE-OF-THE-ART WATER TREATMENT FACILITY.>>IT CAN BE AS LITTLE AS A TENTH OF AN INCH.>>Jimmy: A TENETTH OF AN INCH?>>I KNOW PEOPLE WHO SWEAT THAT MUCH.>>IF NEW YORKERS WANT TO HELP THEY CAN AVOID FLUSHING THEIR TOILETS WHEN IT’S RAINING.>>Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE FACE OF THAT CAMPAIGN.>>WE WOULD LOVE IT.>>Jimmy: HEY, FOLKS, IT’S JIMMY KIMMEL, REMINDING YOU, WHEN IT STARTS TO SPRINKLE, DON’T FLUSH YOUR TINKLE. OH, NO!>>DO YOU HAVE SOME SNACKS?>>Jimmy: I SEE SOME SNACKS FLOATING BY.>>ALL THIS GARBAGE MAKING ME HUNGRY.>>Jimmy: I CAN SEE WHY YOU’D GET HUNGRY.>>WE’RE GOING TO CROSS THE CREEK TO THE QUEENS SIDE.>>Jimmy: BEAR LEFT AND CROSS THE CREEK TO THE QUEENS SIDE, EVERYBODY. PASS IT FORWARD.>>YES, PADDLE. PADDLE.>>Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE WE’VE NOW ENTERED LIKE THE NICE NEIGHBORHOOD.>>WAIT UNTIL YOU GET A LITTLE FARTHER AHEAD. THERE’S ROSE BUSHES.>>AND DEFINITELY MIMOSA TREES.>>WE CAN GET A DRINK? I’M GETTING THIRSTY. LOOK WHAT I HAVE HERE.>>Jimmy: OH, THAT’S NOT WATER, IS IT?>>IS THIS SOMETHING I CAN KEEP MY MOUTH FROM GETTING DRY?>>Jimmy: THAT TEQUILA?>>THAT’S TEQUILA. I ALWAYS HAVE TEQUILA IN CASE I GET THIRSTY.>>Jimmy: THAT’S A GOOD AMIMOSA.>>I’M NOT SURE I TASTED IT CORRECTLY.>>OH, IT’S ALL YOURS.>>Jimmy: EVERY TIME WE SEE SOMETHING ESPECIALLY FILTHY, WE’LL HAVE A TOAST.>>HMM.>>Jimmy: GRACIAS, GUILLERMO, IT TASTES A LITTLE LIKE YOUR MUSTACHE.>>HMM, YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE TO SAY THAT. THIS IS SCARY.>>Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN LIFE, GUILLERMO. THERE ARE PADDLERS, AND THERE ARE PASSENGERS.>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: GUESS WHICH ONE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW.>>THE PASSENGER. PADDLING IS HARD, JIMMY.>>Jimmy: YOU GUYS SPEND A LOT OF TIME OUT ON THIS WATER, HUH?>>WE BRING WEEKLY BIRD WATCHING TROOPS BACK HERE.>>YOU GUYS SINGLE?>>NO, NO, WE BOTH HAVE WIVES.>>THAT’S A SURPRISE.>>SO YOU CAN SEE A SHORE BIRD UP THERE. THAT THAT’S AN EGRET.>>Jimmy: CAN WE FEED THE EGRET?>>YOU CAN TRY, BUT THEY EAT FISH AND KCRUSTATIONS.>>DO YOU THINK THE BREAD IS NOT THAT GOOD?>>MAYBE THEY’RE ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN FREE.>>Jimmy: MAYBE THE BIRDS ARE GLUTEN FREE, THAT’S A GOOD POINT.>>I ONLY MAKE GOOD POINTS, JIMMY.>>Jimmy: THAT SEEMS LIKE A BAD SIGN.>>WHAT?>>Jimmy: PUBLGBUBBLING IS COMI FROM THE EARTH?>>THERE IS A PIPE.>>Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT YOU DO IN AN AQUARIUM BASICALLY. >>YEAH, THE SEDIMENTS ARE POLLUTED.>>Jimmy: AND WE’RE BREATHING IT IN. YOU SAY I NEVER TAKE YOU ANYWHERE FUN.>>AYE AYE AYE.>>IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT AND PUT NICE MUSIC OVER THAT? WHITE BIRD, BY “IT’S A BEAUTIFUL ♪ ♪ ♪ ON A WINTER’S DAY ♪ IN THE RAIN ♪ >>MIMOSA!>>Jimmy: NOW WE’RE IN THE EAST RIVER.>>YES.>>Jimmy: NOW THE SITUATION’S A LITTLE BIT DODGY. IT IS BEAUTIFUL.>>THERE WE WERE, A MINUTE AGO WE WERE PADDLING AMONGST THE RECYCLING AND THE SEEPAGE.>>Jimmy: AND NOW HERE WE ARE.>>NOW WE’RE OUT HERE TO THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: WHAT’S SO FUNNY?>>WHEN HE GETS NERVOUS, HE STARTS LAUGHING. HE SAYS WAIT A MINUTE. HEY, DON’T EVEN KID ABOUT THAT. SEEMED LIKE IT WAS GOING TO BE THE MOST DISGUSTING PLACE OF THE CITY, AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE KIND OF LOVELY. >>IF YOU DIVE INTO THE UGLY, EVENTUALLY, IT GETS PRETTY.>>Jimmy: THAT’S WHAT I USED TO TELL THE GIRLS IN HIGH SCHOOL. AND IT NEVER WORKED. IT NEVER WORKED. THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THIS TRIP WITH US.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH. AND THANK YOU FOR THIS, I GUESS. THANKS SO MUCH.>>Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR THE TEQUILA, GUILLERMO. AND THANKS TO YOU GUYS FOR WORKING TO CLEAR THIS AREA UP.>>CHEERS. THANKS FOR COMING OUT.>>Jimmy: TO THE EAST RIVER.>>TO THE EAST RIVER.>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET’S GET OFF THIS WATER. I’M GOING TO THROW UP.

100 thoughts on “Bill Murray, Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo’s Dirty Canoe Ride in Brooklyn

  1. So if a terror network was looking for a target….jet fuel UNDER the CITY??? WTF??? and tanks just sitting there……???? Glad I don't live anyplace NEAR THERE.

  2. Anything with Bill Murray is for me! Surprised he didnt mention we shot ghost busters right there. Big fan bill! Big Earn. Mckracken

  3. "BREAKING NEWS: Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo, and Bill Murray arrested by NY DNR and charged for boating while intoxicated. Details at 10"

  4. Maybe they 🦆🦆🦆are allergic to gluten free bread 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am dying from laughter

  5. Did they find the JP Morgan-owned ship with the tons of cocaine loaded on it? I guess our Dear Leaders need it to make life and death decisions for US.

  6. Bill Murray, what a gift to see him out in NY. I was just watching his Ghost Buster movies… and "What About Bob" for the zillenth time.

  7. Nothin like going out for a nice row to see the forest's of garbage and storage tank's, pass gently by. Only in New York, wow!. Come North guy's 🙂

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