* Hitting noises * Oh man Blossomfall’s going to have his kittens soon. What did he just say? He think’s for a mates or something I can tell him or not wait. Let me mess with him Oh ho ho Hello Lionblaze. Would you like to accompany me on patrol? But I just got back from–Lets GO! Oh, Blossomfall, your blue eyes remind me of the forest. And your blue eyes remind me of your dirt Ivypool, they’re dating right? They’re together? Pretty sure they’re not. Ivypool, Blossomfall’s is for sure having Thornclaw’s kittens. Dude, only you think this. Ivypool? Don’t care. That’s it Blossomfall, I know you’re messing with meee? Oh StarClan Thornclaw look at his face! That’ll show you for just assuming people are going to have kits when they train together. But you have kits those are clearly your kits In the end that wasn’t as funny as I hoped it would be Yeah, wait who’s that guy with Ivypool? What the heck? Since when?!